1. You would literally rather do anything than go out clubbing
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A night in with a face mask and plucking out my chin hairs is always preferable.
2. If you do end up getting dragged to the club, you consider it bedtime by about 1am
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I did the staying out til 6am thing once and it'll never happen again. Is there anything more confusing than walking into a club when it's dark outside and coming out when it's daylight?!
3. You could spend hours watching those cooking tutorials on Facebook
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Yes, I do want to know how to make a GIANT Twix bar.
4. You look forward to a day off purely to do some kind of housework
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Why do people hate doing their washing?!
5. You can't visit any department store without looking through the homeware section
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Is anyone else a sucker for bedding and knick-knacks?!
6. Your idea of a good night is a thrilling crime documentary, your pyjamas and a cheap bottle of wine
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Or a steady Great British Sewing Bee marathon.
7. You generally can't get through a day without napping
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They say you regress back to a toddler as you get older, and toddlers need more sleep.
8. You don't understand anything young people do or say these days
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What's a fidget spinner? Why is everyone dabbing? I've only just learned to use 'lit' in the right context!!!
9. You wear slippers more than you wear actual shoes
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It's also a bad day if I have to wear a bra.
10. You can always be found wrapped in a blanket or dressing gown, because grannies get chilly
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Even better if you knitted it yourself!
How many of these apply to you?! Don't be ashamed, I'm a grandma and proud!
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Oh my god this is me down to a T! Glad there are others like me out there and that I'm not just ageing backwards! Xx
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I think we need a community of people who are old before their time! My friends think I'm weird because I'm 22 and get too tired to go out clubbing LOL! xx
DeleteThis is like reading my life story! �� I think I've been like this since my late teens! ��
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