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10 things you'll only understand if you're a grandma in your twenties

Not like, literally a grandmother ('cause I'd have some serious questions) - but here are 10 things you'll only get if you are old before your time!




1. You would literally rather do anything than go out clubbing

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A night in with a face mask and plucking out my chin hairs is always preferable.

2. If you do end up getting dragged to the club, you consider it bedtime by about 1am

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I did the staying out til 6am thing once and it'll never happen again. Is there anything more confusing than walking into a club when it's dark outside and coming out when it's daylight?!

3. You could spend hours watching those cooking tutorials on Facebook

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Yes, I do want to know how to make a GIANT Twix bar.

4. You look forward to a day off purely to do some kind of housework

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Why do people hate doing their washing?!

5. You can't visit any department store without looking through the homeware section

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Is anyone else a sucker for bedding and knick-knacks?!

6. Your idea of a good night is a thrilling crime documentary, your pyjamas and a cheap bottle of wine

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Or a steady Great British Sewing Bee marathon.

7. You generally can't get through a day without napping

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They say you regress back to a toddler as you get older, and toddlers need more sleep.

8. You don't understand anything young people do or say these days

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What's a fidget spinner? Why is everyone dabbing? I've only just learned to use 'lit' in the right context!!!

9. You wear slippers more than you wear actual shoes

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It's also a bad day if I have to wear a bra.

10. You can always be found wrapped in a blanket or dressing gown, because grannies get chilly

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Even better if you knitted it yourself!



How many of these apply to you?! Don't be ashamed, I'm a grandma and proud!


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5 comments

  1. Oh my god this is me down to a T! Glad there are others like me out there and that I'm not just ageing backwards! Xx

    Itsallzara.blogspot.co.uk

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    1. I think we need a community of people who are old before their time! My friends think I'm weird because I'm 22 and get too tired to go out clubbing LOL! xx

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  2. This is like reading my life story! �� I think I've been like this since my late teens! ��
    Gemma xx
    HiddenLittleGem.com

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  3. Story of my life! My bedtime just keeps getting earlier... and I'm all for bundling up in a nice cozy bathrobe! Now if only I liked doing housework...

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    Emily
    emilyhallock.blogspot.com

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  4. Apart from the last two, personally, but this was so spot on. Cladding had never been or thing and maps are a must! Such a fun and relevant post!

    Jessica & James | www.foodandbaker.co.uk / www.foodandbakertravels.co.uk

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